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Part.1

 

假如我年少有为不自卑

老公肯定一大堆

 

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Part.2

 

找个胖女朋友不好吗

花同样的钱 你挑了个最大的

 

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Part.3

 

像我这种容易冲动的人

就应该每天被人狠狠打一笔钱冷静一下

 

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The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience and try to uewrewriwiweijfsdjf werweirw wewoeipqoieqewoiqwpeoiqwpoeiqopwienderstand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…

Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented, in order that you wanted to bathwejweododalkdjalsjdlakjdowiqoooidkjdhskjdlakjdasdjalkskdj… When you see my ignorance on new technologies… give me the necessary time and not look at me with your mocking smile… I taught you how to do so many things… to eat good, to dress well… to confront life… When at some moment I lose the memory or the thread of our conversation… let me have the necessary time to remember… and if I cannot do it, do not become nervous…  as the most important thing is not my conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to me…

 

Part.4

 

找男盆友要求不要太高

和女孩说过话的不要

 

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Part.5

 

只要能用钱能解决的问题

我一件都解决不了

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Part.6

 

什么叫成功

马云没有我的微信 但你有

 

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Part.7

 

现在

长一斤肉跟玩儿似的

减一斤肉玩命似的

 

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The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience and try to uewrewriwiweijfsdjf werweirw wewoeipqoieqewoiqwpeoiqwpoeiqopwienderstand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…

Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented, in order that you wanted to bathwejweododalkdjalsjdlakjdowiqoooidkjdhskjdlakjdasdjalkskdj… When you see my ignorance on new technologies… give me the necessary time and not look at me with your mocking smile… I taught you how to do so many things… to eat good, to dress well… to confront life… When at some moment I lose the memory or the thread of our conversation… let me have the necessary time to remember… and if I cannot do it, do not become nervous…  as the most important thing is not my conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to me…

 

Part.8

 

你不爱我可以  

过了这个村还有这个店

因为我是连锁店

 

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Part.9

 

早上千万别梳头

因为那是上帝赐予你的发型

 

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Part.10

 

终是庄周开了荤,昧着良心炖了鲲

 

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Part.11

 

真的没想到会走到这一步

到底我还是成为了你的男/女神

 

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Part.12

 

别愁眉苦脸的了

得不到我的男孩又不止你一个

 

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Part.13

别人都是为怎么挣钱而发愁

我却是为怎么花钱而发愁:

两百块钱怎么能花到下月十号呢

 

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Part.14

 

今天是个好天气

不知道会不会有对象掉下来

 

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Part.15

 

除了转账和娶我,其他喜欢我不当真

 

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Part.16

跟我结婚后

你想洗碗就洗碗

想擦地就擦地

这还不够自由吗

 

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Part.17

 

时间告诉我们无理取闹的年纪已经过去了

现在是我们该装逼的时候了

 

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Part.18

 

各位能借我十块钱买喜之郎果冻吗

我想去当太空人

 

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Part.19

 

其实我曾经也是一枚学霸

是很好奇学渣的世界

过去看了看,就不知道怎么回来了

 

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Part.20

任性是有了,就差钱了。

 

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